Subject: Ye’alls unintelligenter than me
Or should I say you’re all a bunch of mowrans of various intensities.
That’s right, it’s another email not just calling you dumb – anybody can say that – but so correctly explaining “why.” Or, I’d just look like the mowran. And I’m not going to take up so much of my time, just to make myself look like the mowran.
I’m not kidding you: I have “five issues.” – You all just have issues.
August 20, 2007
30% of U.S. weapons in Iraq are missing:
“Smart”: there’s no better explanation for it. Maybe George was right when he insinuated Rumsfeld sent F-Troop over there. I’m guessin’ Agarn and Sergeant O'Rourke finally figured they could bring home more wampum by selling guns to the Indians again. I reckon some Toby listeners got a wild hair recallin’ how many times they had to wash the pickup truck, after two-steppin’ with their girl inside that rickety pile of planks on that dusty county road, and decided they’d prefer to open the door of their limousine for their lady in front of that big city techno club. That oughta explain it. The Pickens boys must have had kids. Yep George, no matter how you try it, looks like all your buffaloes are empty. Around “Fort Courage, Kansas” is gettin’ lots of stinkers again.
What is hot and what is not:
On Fox News, Julie Banderas interviews Queen Latifah on the subject of looks discrimination, concerning overweight women. You bet my tongue was draggin’ on the floor. And I’m not talking about Julie: ouch, my back hurts just looking at her. And that Dog the bounty hunter’s wife: Wow! Just to look at that gives me reason to live. And, tough guys just look better with plus size gals (without a bad back, they can probably work out with heavier weights). Plus, how can one have big strong kids without a big strong woman… Arnold?
Protein:
If I would just eat meat, I wouldn’t be such a weakling like a horse, gorilla, buffalo, rhinoceros or other herbivores. Take away a tiger’s claws and teeth, I bet I could kick its ass all over the zoo. A gorilla could kill me in one swing.
“‘Hairspray’ [movie] Puts Plus-Sizes on Pedestal”:
I thought Cosmopolitan Magazine would do it, but however you want to start it (the spark).
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Jul18/0,4670,FilmAmpleWomen,00.html:
"Growing up, all I saw were the really thin actors and pop singers of the world. Everybody was so thin and tall and blond and everything I was not," said Nikki Blonsky, the hefty 4-foot-10 newcomer who plays Tracy. "Do I have to be like them to make it into the business? I thought, `No, I'm going to find a way to make it in just as somebody different.'
There’s the key guys: wouldn’t you like something different every now and then; or better, all the time? The same with women, once they open and free their minds (from the very strict, extant, embedded rules of 1915). Looks discrimination is why the free-love hippie movement in the sixties didn’t work: Everyone at the orgy just wanted to be with the best looking person there. But, a desire for a variety in looks, together with a Nationally Paid Child Support Program, and no more STDs, is going to make open sex the norm. And, if the Church is still condemning it, then everyone will simply become an atheist, and lie, cheat and steal whenever they want, or I should say, even more than they do today, if you can believe that. So my Mission is to shape the Catholic Church’s head to resemble FairWay, Kansas, and get them to tell the truth about what Jesus said about marriage and free love.
Women:
“Free Your Mind and the rest will follow” –En Vogue, 1992.
Women: consider desiring diversity in looks (take this Bread):
“There’s a reason for the life that you live, and there’s a pleasin’ that I know you can give, and I been cravin’ all the love you been savin’, so baby won’t you give it to me. You’re tellin’ me no - no - no, you don’t want to Let Your Love Go. I’m tellin’ you yes - yes - yes, you really oughta be gettin’ some happiness. I made a motion and it’s out on the floor.” –Bread, 1971. Unless you still feel you have to be a prostitute for the Church. “Freedom - keep walkin'; keep on your toes and don't stop talkin' 'bout Freedom - get goin'; lots to be learned and lots to be knowin' 'bout People - gotta reach 'em; sit 'em right down and then you gotta teach 'em 'bout Freedom - gotta win it; gotta put yourself smack dab in it … Never gonna stop till everybody's groovin' on Love for - one another.” –Bread, 1972. A true “independent” woman is one who is smart enough to not let the Church’s brainwash keep her a prostitute (conditional sex), even if she’s an atheist – it’s that powerful.
http://www.cdc.gov/ncipc/factsheets/suifacts.htm (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention), Suicide: Fact Sheet, “Groups At Risk | Females”:
Women report attempting suicide during their lifetime about three times as often as men (Krug et al. 2002).
Hmmm.
And what’s the deal with that Dog Chapman anyway?:
He goes to Mexico; he captures a fleeing American serial rapist, and the Mexican authorities arrest him (Dog)! That country is so screwed up that all its people want to cross the border to get here. Like, they don’t appreciate someone getting a serial rapist out of their country? Mr. Critical could surely have some fun with that country’s government if I could speak Spanish. When I first saw Beth, I had to find my jaw on the ceiling (it bounced off the floor). Sweetie pie, you just let me know if he ever starts treating you like a dog, like if he puts your life in danger anymore than once a week, then you can move to Kansas and I’ll get that Little House on the Prairie for us, with that white picket fence you’ve always wanted. Something’s wrong with the world if Kansas can’t compete with Hawaii. (Now y’all can confirm I’m crazy to be-a flirting with Dog Chapman’s wife: You baby killers now have your excuse.)
Do you government leaders really think you can conceal STD cures forever?:
You say: We will, until some one comes up with a better plan. Well, no, no one can, because when they start talking about something taboo, nobody’s gonna listen. (I bet a lot of government leaders are saying: We don’t have the sightest idea what you’re talking about, concerning hidden STD cures. Well, that would just show how well hidden they can keep it.)
Want a big story?:
You media people know that there are just stories, and then there are stories with controversy, which are the really big stories. So, if / when my stuff gets popular, it oughta be a really, really big story.
Attention politicians: I think Kansas should go up to the left:
Al Gore: right or wrong?:
I don’t know, I guess the FairWay is green:
Hey, don’t be a “doofus” when writing oreilly@foxnews.com:
It’s just not smart. That’s his job.
Sean Hannity tells that the Devil Went Down to Georgia:
Oh, I didn’t know the President recently visited Atlanta. “He was in a bind ‘cause he was way behind – he was willin' to make a deal.” Sure, I can deal with the Devil. It’s called “restitution” man! Now, fiddle that one in.
“Conditional love”:
“Fire on the mountain, run boys, run: the Devil’s in the House of the Risin’ Sun.” I didn’t know the Pope was with him.
Boy, that fits the scenario:
“Firefighters Forced to March in a Gay Parade.” First of all, they really, really didn’t want to go (bosses made ‘em). Then “they were told by religious protesters that they were going to hell for taking part in the parade.” That shows the true colors of the protesters. That also tells me that nobody disseminated my 6-9-99 flyer, mailed to all denomination heads, and a whole lot of other recipients, detailing my Romans 1:24-32 finding that Paul was really saying God “allowed” / “gave” / “delivered” homo/bi-sexuality to the Christian religion / everyone, instead of its traditional lie / spin. No mowran is going to know it, until someone spreads it. I also believe I somewhat detailed that one in one of my earlier emails. It’s (1) no one believes me, or (2) no one cares, or (3) no religious scholar is honest (would cross such a taboo), or (4) all of the above.
Mr. Critical, grrrr, we don’t kill babies anymore unless it’s to our advantage! Grrrr!
Why ya tellin’ me: I’m not going to miss any meals either way.
Mrs. Critical:
I got
this one girl friend, and she wants to be Mrs. Critical in both ways. She
disagrees with everything I say. Loves to cliché: “We can agree to disagree.”
Thinks it would be good to get married. About to drive me crazy. She’s one of
those dingy natural blondes. She’s got a Republican mind with a Democrat
income. (But, she thinks she’s a Libertarian because she took a test at the
State Fair.) Loves causing unnecessary problems, and I do believe her when she
tells me she thinks she never does. But great in the sack, and I guess that’s
all that matters. Says she’d accept just living together. – I said, “We can’t
do that – that’d be livin’ in sin” (rescued by the Catholic Church. Thank
you!). I need my space: I can’t think of mean things to email others unless I
get peace and quiet. My mean things to say won’t have any supportive truth or
merit if all I hear is a bunch of noise everywhere. (No wonder everybody’s an
idiot, they all have wives and kids.) So, if you catch me saying something
dumb, it’s just because my neighbor decided to mow his lawn. And my grammatical
errors: I just put them there to entertain those who like to look for grammatical
errors.
The difference between “strong” and “weak”:
E.g., there are cops and there are pigs. I’ve heard that the policewomen are the worst. They (1) can do whatever they want because they are a cop, and (2) they can do whatever they want because they are a woman. Let’s just say, you had better not practice any Freedom of Speech to Adolf Hitler or a policewoman. A “strong” cop is one that can just arrest someone without using excessive force. You see, there are laws against running from the police and resisting arrest, which are designed to further imbeddedly haunt the criminal for years. With cops letting everyone know that you’re gonna get the crάp beat out of you, when you finally get pulled over, makes justification for all those long police chases I continually see on T.V. (downing media helicopters, etc.). Plus, all cops are doing is letting the criminal know that it’s okay for the cops to break the rules, but not the criminal. So, if you ever wonder why prisoners come out worse than when they went in, you now know (morally) why.
Talkin’ turkey:
Aside from saturated fat, “cholesterol” is the main unhealthy ingredient that we collect when we eat meat and fish (that kitchens can’t eliminate the high degree of). Fruits and vegetables basically don’t have any cholesterol or saturated fat.
A different way to help lower cholesterol: Ask your doctor about ZETIA today, (brochure I picked up at my doctor’s office):
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< The cholesterol’s the yellowish stuff that looks like gum, crud, or poop.
< ZETIA (the green) blocks the crάp from getting into your crucial areas. Or, just don’t eat the bad stuff, then you don’t have to worry about it. But that would be admitting that your parents, schools, etc. that you’ve trusted in feeding you, are all idiots (don’t say that until you’ve graduated). |
I think I’d make more friends if I would just shut up.
I’ve also read that eating meat can cause colon and breast cancer, and triples your changes of becoming a diabetic.
Vegetarian Transition, (brochure I picked up at Wild Oats (health food experts), “Why go vegetarian? | For your health”:
Boy, I’m
making some enemies now!
… “World hunger”:
Okay, I’ll quit bothering you!
The immigration issue:
“Hey, what if Jesus comes back like that?” –Collin Raye, 1996. The real question is, would O’Reilly allow him to stay? So he’d do it for Jesus, but not for who Jesus says to do it for. Yeah O’Reilly, just cut me off again if you don’t like what I’m sayin’! I still say the best (additional) thing is to change the dumb bell leaders down there in Mexico. They’d say: We’re not dumb, dingo gringo, we’re financially evil: We let the wealthy control so much, that it would make the Clinton’s blush.
Iraq war:
President tells Cavuto we can’t pull out of Iraq, because people just don’t know about the growing number of terrorists against us, that we need to stop. (Should have been asked:) But, isn’t the growing number of terrorists caused by of our aggressive decisions about Iraq? Then logically, shouldn’t we just stop any further aggression? The President would remind us about the desperate 2003 need to remove someone who had much better control of aggression in Iraq. Fair and balanced news is simply going to not ask those kinds of questions.
Can we all agree that “victory” in Iraq will only be achieved when the Iraqis decide they like us? But, we all can’t agree that it won’t come via killing / hurting more innocent Iraqis. And, no one seems to be aware that the Iraqis who are trying to hurt us are simply Toby’s and Willies: we would justify the same exact thing, making Iraqis wanting to hurt us “justified” / “innocent.” The reason we don’t realize that: more dumb (where we need to be better educated), or more evil (where we need to be destroyed)?
Iran provides weapons to our enemies in Iraq:
Just like how we provided Iraq weapons to use against Iran during the Iraq-Iran war in the 1980s. Sound like Iran just can’t resist taking the liberty. Especially, with our current angry face looking at them.
Question:
Which country full of people is going to be, or not be, our total enemy tomorrow? Animalistic emotional anger will decide, like the Bible says. But it’s nice to know about all the “reborn” Christians.
Try to notice:
It takes much longer to chew up all that saturated fat and cholesterol. Fruits and vegetables require a lot less chewing. Even fish because there’s still a great deal of cholesterol there.
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/more-than-70000-bridges-rated-deficient/n20070802213709990007?ecid=RSS0001:
More than 70,000 bridges across the country are rated
structurally deficient like the span that collapsed in Minneapolis, and engineers estimate repairing
them all would take at least a generation and cost more than $188 billion.
That works out to at least $9.4 billion a year over 20 years, according to the
American Society of Civil Engineers.
The bridges carry an average of more than 300 million vehicles a day.
http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2007/05/01/894/ (May 1, 2007):
“Price Tag for War in Iraq on Track to Top $500 Billion”
You mean we could have repaired over 2 ½ times more bridges if someone would have heeded my February 1998 advice? I say we start repairing the bridges, not invade Iran, simply throw the Goldenrule at ‘em, then give the change to me, for my well deserved advice. Then I could hire a whole staff of critical people to streamline progress. I’d start with buying Microsoft, then make progress “compatible.”
Today’s values, commitment, loyalty, duty, respect, honor, and courage:
Does the brainwash stress more for (1) family, or (2) service to country? – Do the Goldenrule to me, and let me know. Also, if you have a Country and Western mind, or a low I.Q., are you (1) more, or (2) less susceptible to it? Most Country and Western minds are like Republicans with a Democrat income. Smart or dumb? Well, they got that audience.
Critical tips:
These are things Mr. Critical was never taught, but discovered on his own:
1) Need to quickly wash your pits or privates, and go? Wet your hands with soap, then saturate the area with soap. Take a small dry towel and wipe off the soap. Then rinse off the towel and your hands, squeeze out the excess water, then wipe off the thin soap film on the area. Then dry area with a dry towel, or just soap off and wet half the towel and use the other half to dry. The key is to wipe off the bulk of the soap off with the dry part of the towel first, before you try to wipe with the wet. Sealed wet napkins, or canisters, also work great in a rush.
2) Using just one hand, tear off the toilet paper, paper towel, etc. with a sideward jerk. This will lessen the chance of it rolling out in excess.
3) Lessen traffic accidents: Use Armor All® Glass Cleaner on the inside of your car windows. It smears less than just using wet paper towels, and it won’t leave lint.
Now that you know this, go back to being President.
4) Wet your shirt to beat the heat during a hot summer day at the State Fair, amusement park, etc. I’ve actually taken off my shirt in the rest room, saturated it under the faucet, just to better think I’m cooler than everyone else. Ladies, make sure you have some kind of bra or something on, so you don’t end up as Exhibit A on The Factor.
5) If you wear glasses, get some clip-on sun glasses that you can put on with one hand (Kmart). Those stupid ones where you have to use both hands, aren’t practical when the sun comes out of the clouds while you’re on the highway. The former also allow you to quickly flip them up (when the sun goes behind the cloud again). The latter doesn’t. I don’t know which ones look best at party cove – you’re on your own there. If you’re British, quickly email me while standing in the lake, and I’ll try my best to direct. Be sure to attach photos off your camera. Don’t forget to send pictures of the girls for me to be able to correctly analyze the situation.
Critical things I’ve been taught:
1) Floss every day or two (in addition to brushing); because, it’s the accumulated buildup that will cause cavities. In other words, after you’ve flossed, then eat something, there’s only a few germs there, which can’t do much harm; but, after a day or two, it grows into thousands (sorry, they don’t have a fatal STD), which can start doing some harm. Only “one” of my several dentists I’ve used explained this to me. The others didn’t because we live in America, and they make more money the more cavities I get. “Extra fine” floss is best, simply because the diameter is smaller, and can technically get more of the tooth, but they don’t sell it anymore, to avoid receding gums (you don’t floss your gums at all). People push down on their gums too hard, and that can also cause problems. The thinner / sharper the floss, the deeper the dig. If you’re smart, you just barely touch the gums when you reach the bottom of the tooth. But, you know how smart everyone is. Do both inner sides of the teeth. Round it a little. And, after your mouth has fully experienced your Hurricane Flossie, rinse it out and down to just a tropical storm.
2) Carry packs of those moist towelettes for fairs, airplane flights, concerts, protests, etc. when you eat and there’s no comfort station near by. Petting zoo, party cove, etc. The Aloe kind is best in the movie theater in winter. Use the antibacterial kind on toilet seats, also get the inner front and outer front – wherever your skin or pants will touch. Thank God for today’s loose fitting pants (to hold it all). Back in the days of Get Smart, you could barely fit your keys in those pockets. Hopefully all women’s corsets are only in museums today, to reflect back when we treated our women actually worse than does the Taliban today. Corsets caused women in 1915 lots of problems. And, I don’t want to even talk about foot binding. “Fad” is all it was. Too bad Mr. Critical wasn’t around then. Of course, there’s those Flat Head Indians that did similar to their heads. Fittingly, Lewis and Clark reported they were the only tribe, out of about 50, where the women were not promiscuous. You see, an “abundance” of free food lacks the need for monogamous marriage. As long as a baby was bore by someone in the tribe, was their only concern. So they weren’t perfect.
3) Sex is great after wearing a tie in a bar, but I notice my Adam’s apple sticks out more for the next few weeks / months after wearing one. Get rid of the fad. Just use my alternate line explaining how you’re a millionaire; because my favorite line may or may not work for you: “Hey good lookin’! Wouldn’t you rather be with a guy that looks like me?” Make sure the guy she’s with is smaller than you, and in the bathroom. I think I had the Kansas City Mafia after me one night, at a place on Wornall Road back in ‘95: The guy brought her there in a limousine. We (me and his date) had to get out of there fast. Plus, he was about my size. It’s that bar where Derrick Thomas used to broadcast his sports commentaries (JaMakinMeKrazy I think it was spelled. About 83rd).
I know, somebody’s gonna steal some of my dates in my afterlife.
All’s fair in love… but not war. (What am I, like O’Reilly or Hannity trying to justify it?) I’m wiser today. Everything is those singles bars is a game anyway. Especially in those sportin’ bars. I’d roll up my sleeves not to just impress the ladies, but as a deterrent against problems. I’m still here, so it must have worked. That’s usin’ my brain, and my brawn.
And the best advice is for you ladies:
If you’re a great looking, free and independent woman, and you’re out burning the midnight oil at your favorite dance club, and you just have to have that big, tall, great looking stud, but he’s such an unresponsive lug, like he has a brain the size of a pea, when you’re both on the dance floor, when he starts snapping his fingers, you start snapping your fingers; when he starts clappin’ his hands to the beat, you start clapping your hands as well; when he’s wavin’ his hands high up in the air, you consistently wave your hands high in the air; when he’s leaning back pretending like he’s playing a guitar, rolling his head round and round, like he’s a big rock star, you too strum in and out to the rhythm; when he starts patting the top of his head with one hand and rubbing his stomach round and round with his other hand, you pat the top of your head and rub your stomach round and round also. After all that, I’ll eventually get the hint and later come over to ask you to dance.
“You're not shy: you get around. You wanna fly: don't want your feet on the ground. You stay up: you won't come down. You wanna live: you wanna move to the sound.” –Foreigner, 1981.
That nonoxynol-9, it’s always worked great for me; so as not to hamper the true enjoyment of a late evening.
We live in an over-documented, over-BSed, over-fluffed society:
53-year-old woman arrested for possessing crack cocaine after calling police to report that she’d been ripped off (quality wise) by the seller. Like I said, some people just may not know it’s illegal. And, someone who’s been around 53 years. I notice how young people seem to miss what I consider basic knowledge. Lots I never learned in schools either. I notice a lot of young tailgaters on the road now-a-days. No wonder why my five issues are so far above everyone’s head. I love it when I learn (or figure out) another essential. Most people aren’t even searching for it. I guess people just feel dumb, when they don’t think they already know it all. So, realizing you don’t already know it all, should be another essential. Especially if you’re a world leader. But, I don’t see someone getting a job who conveys he doesn’t know it all, over an equally skilled saying he does know it all. Could this be the reason why our technologically advanced rocket ships don’t work as good as they used to? I think “experts” are actually giving more incorrect advice now-a-days more than anything else. Everyone just wants everything to “change” just for fad (just to be different), then that worse condition is what gets taught. And, like a magazine or newspaper has to come up with something (bulk wise) every day / week / month, placing those few important articles as just a smaller needle in the haystack. I bet people were better informed about essentials in the days of ancient Rome. I worry that no one’s gripping the most important factors in my writings, not seeing the forest for the trees; but, there’s so many people who seem to be in the dark, that I feel obligated in getting it all out before I’m dead and gone. I do repeat a lot of it though: “Goldenrule” and “dumb.” One we recognize, but ignore when the going gets tough; and the other we aren’t allowed to recognize (in ourselves). “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!” –Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley. I’m not a qualified / highly educated psychiatrist, but I think maybe we should not pressure everyone to BS themselves so much. Especially in the “smart” department. (Now, if you’re a psychiatrist, don’t start BS’ing yourself in the mirror, just do what everyone else does: get angry and ignore me.) Although that (above) method might get you to quit smoking, gambling, etc.
Proof that I really don’t know it all:
I’ve been tryin’ to figure it out, but I really don’t know who has a better singing voice: Faith Hill or Martina McBride. I’ll just have to break the rules and put both in first place. Wow!
Just when you think no one could be more mad, guess who just climbed up out of the grave?:
Alice Cooper just started his three month tour in… Iowa, because he wants to be Elected. Since he beat you (other) politicians to it, realize you’re all now only second in line for not just a concert, but a concert and a show. His blood flyin’, vampire killin’, hanged from the gallows, insane-asylum, nightmare, haunted house like show is something to see. Most people think he’s just weird, but he’s really a gifted and unique entertainer. I’ve never seen anything comparable. KISS just looks like a bunch of clowns compared to this guy. Try to catch it.
Talking about creepy: Fred Phelps: take one step back:
Jack McClellan likes to hang around and take pictures of our kids and put it on his website for the satisfaction of pedophiles. I personally would rather have Fred protesting my loved one’s funeral, instead of Jack liking my kid, so Jack has to have passed up Fred in the country’s most legally vile contest. So, come on Fred, think! Come up with something that gets you back into first place. The gay community needs actions like yours.
I worry that our military leaders are like O’Reilly and Hannity:
In other words, our military leaders’ prime objective is to “win,” making the loss of innocent life secondary. And, I assume this surge is going produce much better results if, e.g., when they know an insurgent is somewhere in like a city block, they just kill everyone in that block, and they know they got him. George has been getting a great deal of pressure to either “win” or else, and I haven’t heard him even publicly state any orders to our military to never kill an innocent person. But, I’m really not going to worry that much: those who kill innocents had better worry about what Jesus said in Matt. 5:23-26. George and (some of) our military leaders are probably thinking: Well, if we kill the innocent people, then they’ll be dead, then they won’t be able to “delivery [us] to the judge” and therefore we won’t have to be “thrown into prison” until we have “assuredly … paid to the last penny (suffered equally).” Again, I’m not gonna worry about it. I guess Jesus just forgot to mention that if you kill the guy who “has something [legitimate] against you” then there’s no way he can “deliver you to the judge.” Too bad I was never smart enough to figure it that way.
He (or she) just blasted your buddies into pieces. The aerial surveillance just shows him/her running into an apartment building, but not in enough detail to know if it’s a male or female. You now have the place surrounded, so you know he/she’s in there. What do you do? Let’em get away with it? Or, drop the entire building? Goin’ in shooting could be even more dangerous, and could prompt innocent Iraqis to start shooting you when you come busting through their door. So you’re going to have to kill some innocent people anyway. Oh my, logic says you have to kill the kids too, because they would surely want to kill Americans 10-20 years from now. It’s a dirty job, but somebody doesn’t have to do it.
You see, you gotta hurt and kill him too, or they’ll never be peace over there:
“Freedom” isn’t free! (It would cost for everyone to come home.)
And as long as the American people don’t see it or hear about it, then we won’t be affected by it, so we can “win.”
President says he’s going to crush al-Qaeda:
Doesn’t sound like restitution to me. A parole board would never let him out of prison, because I understand parole boards only release inmates who admit to the wrong and have remorse. Same with the media. (So, if you’re the Duke boys, you simple don’t get out on parole.)
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, 1970:
“Find the cost of freedom, buried in the ground. Mother earth will swallow you, lay your body down.” I bet the Iraqis would really like to be free of U.S. occupation, huh?
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, 1970:
“If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.” Bummer.
However, sometimes first impressions are the best:
“Carry on. Love is coming. Love is coming to us all.” Only after “my” stuff (only) gets disseminated.
“The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind, the answer is blowin' in the wind.” –Bob Dylan, 1963:
Yeah, but at least now (not before), you can reach up and grab the five issues. “I” (only) got ‘em, and nobody else can logically refute ‘em. (Not trying to sound conceited, it’s just a fact. Since I know it, and no one else apparently does (correctly), I just feel obligated. So wake up now! Before I go to sleep.)
One Word, everything else is commentary (like the five issues):
Today’s Christians generally do practice the Goldenrule more on minor issues, but use the cop-outs for any important big issues; and, that’s where much more damage can occur. Rich atheists pride themselves as being the best, but they’re about the same as today’s Christians. Poor atheists, watch out, they’ll snatch your wallet. Sounds like to me, poor Christians are the only ones who won’t hurt us. It fits.
Revelation 17:5:
“And on her forehead a name was written: ‘MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND OF THE ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.’” Would it be correct to say that if it’s a “MYSTERY,” that it might be something that is purposely not revealed? Would it be correct to say that it might take some smarts to be able to figure out a “MYSTERY”? Would it be correct to say if the final Christian book of prophesy, is in key capital letters, it might be saying that a great deal of smarts would be necessary?
Someday I’ll show you the best and only way to stop prostitution:
As soon as all STD cures are revealed, I’ll just start an open sex Church in Nevada, with a sign on the highway that says: “Come Experience God’s Greatest Gift to Mankind, FREE!”
The “key” to it all:
We’ve had all sizes of churches, we’ve had honest leaders, we’ve had times of peace, but having sex with a variety of people is not only the way to literally “love one another,” but is the key to the solution to the rest of the problems. And, the main obstacle that stands in our way, is simply that we are all too stupid to be able to override instilled brainwash.
Mr. Critical – I’m just sayin’ the Smart Way is kind of slanted, in a town, where you gotta pay for it:
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